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orgyganic:

michaelmorrow:

nasturbate:

my school actually has wifi but it crashed today because everyone was trying to get ios7

White people

ah yes, the new ios7 is only available for white people

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withagallifreyantwist:

americaninthedeerstalker:

Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.

the first doctor had one of the best smiles

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fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

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polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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" My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest. "
" Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out. "